Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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