I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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