So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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