I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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