Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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