just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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