If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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