I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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