that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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