I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
