everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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