There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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