We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
