I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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