accomplished twins. life is a go
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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