Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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