Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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