Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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