I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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