Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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