if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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