am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Randomize
