I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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