No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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