Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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