wanna go halves on a baby?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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