so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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