I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There's always time for handjobs
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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