i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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