Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
