I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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