STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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