Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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