Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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