Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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