Porn is love you can see.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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He better not be in your backpack
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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