Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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