no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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