Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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