so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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