I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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