He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You were trust falling into bushes
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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