im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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