I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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