i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
