so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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