He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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