Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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