i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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