i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
worst night to have a conscience
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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