whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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