kristin has been a bad kristin
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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