I can text with my tongue
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you win again, gameday.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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