so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck