ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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